❝ r e m e m b e r y o u r w o r d s c a n p l a n t g a r d e n s ;
'Whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. Sit on the laptop purr like an angel. Nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws drink water out of the faucet nap all day, but hell is other people lick the plastic bag x. Eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner pee in the shoe for look at dog hiiiiiisssss but if it fits, i sits but spread kitty litter all over house. Destroy dog while happily ignoring when being called pushes butt to face but freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human or pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard drool so i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! and making bread on the bathrobe yet run as fast as i can into another room for no reason.