"And with your ego so big, I have cursed you to feel so small."

The king. Well, at least he used to be. Now he just hops around with little-man syndrome and tries to topple hierarchies with his cuteness.
He has brief moments of wisdom, from times long gone, where a kingdom was held in his grasp. Now they are used to demand things from high places.
He is hard to trust others but, is learning to have at least a little humility.
Don't mention his height, you'll piss him off.